Someday when I’m married, I want to have sex every fucking day so that I don’t have to exercise. 

what happens when I get bored:

I make up my own Matoki character…

Hiragirin’s Guide for Survival 

20 ways to prepare yourself for a Zombie Apocalypse:

1. Learn to hunt, and defend yourself.
2. Before anything starts, stock up on gear, mostly found in the hunting or camping departments of stores. 
3. Always have your rucksack/backpack ready.
4. Bring a lightweight pan, and utensils.
5. Always carry a means of fire, warmth is important, being cold slows you down.
6. Do cardio, yoga, or some type of activity every day to keep yourself spry.
7. Depending on the terrain you plan to travel in, wear either Tennis/running Shoes for smooth surfaces, and lightweight mountain climbing boots for woody areas.
8. Don’t bring pets. period. not even if they’re trained.
9. Carry alcohol and gauze in your rucksack just in case.
10. Choose your path. Will you barricade yourself, search for survivors, or travel to the wilderness.
11. Have at least two knives; one for food/hunting, and one for zombies. Clearly mark them so you don’t mistake the two.
12. If you have food, eat it, Zombies are attracted to rotten food.
13. For females: when you are on your monthly thing, keep an eye out at ALL times.
14. Carry water with you at all times, you never know when the next clean water source will be.
15. If you get water from a lake,river,ect., always boil to remove any germs, plus add chlorine drops for safe measure.
16. If a loved one it bitten or scratched, leave them behind, or shoot them. There is no cure.
17. Always where bug repellant, mosquitoes could harbor the disease.
18. Get a gun or a bow with tons of ammunition.
19. Keep knife nearby at all times.
20. Sleep with one eye open, or with a friend keeping watch.

TADA !!!!  Here’s a couple of my drawing/sketches/whatever

Sorry they’re so light. I hope you can see them.